#8 The Pointy Slick Down
How much gel do you think it takes to achieve sculpting like that? We’re guessing more than one container. Why else would he let that little patch in the middle fly free?
#7 The Friar Tuck
We don’t have anything bad to say about this haircut. It looks like it belongs to a man who can brew a mean 17th century beer.
#6 The Scream and Run Away
Now that we’re done gasping in shock, we have to say that we quite like the way the neck and chin meat complement the dinosaur crests.
#5 The Double Party
Who says that one side has to be all-business. We love this mullet because it’s party in the front and party in the back. That’s twice the party. It doesn’t get any better than that.
#4 The Wave
We like a hairstyle that tells a story. This fabulous ‘do has smooth waters in the back but a tsunami storming the beach in front. Someone warn the villagers
#3 The Tentacles
Who wouldn’t want hair that’s like a cold, green hand reaching over your face? Plus, it comes with a shirt to match so it’s a win-win situation.
#2 The Comb Around
If you’ve given up enough to go for the old comb over, why not do it with style. Who says being bald means saying goodbye to bangs?
#1 The Rattail
“How will they know it’s called a rat tail if they can’t see the rat?” It’s hard to argue with that logic. Someone should alert MENSA: there’s a stylish genius on the loose.
